May 2013
I'm a bandwhore, problem?: Hey. →
whoreofaband:
Hey, you, yes you, reading this right now, I want you stop what every you are doing, put down them razor blades, put down the bottle of pills, put down that knife, put down that bottle or whatever you are holding and listen to me because, you have so much to live for. You have so many years ahead…
soaringinadream:
My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
atleastimnotbrentspiner:
“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
mcadamsgosling:
when my cell phone loses service
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
jamie ryan dee: I really don’t understand why... →
jamjars:
I really don’t understand why people insist on pointing out every single imperfection/flaw on my body from head to toe. What does this achieve? Does it make you feel better to bash someone else’s self esteem? Well guess what… My head is a bit out of proportion with my body, my ears stick out a bit…
“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...”
– Stuart Wilde (via perfect-sonnet)
4chanofficial:
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
